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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via nopickle88)

zestyoranges:

He’s been there this whole time

watching

l e a r n i n g

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